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Q: You are standing in a room with four walls, each wall is facing south, and each wall has a window, a bear walks by one of the windows, What colour is the bear?


A: A Polar Bear (white)


Q: A man who owns a barn is dying and has 3 sons. He calls all the sons to his room. He tells them, "Whoever fills my room will own this farm." He gives them each 2 dollars to buy something to fill the room with. The oldest one buys a bag of straw but it only fills a corner. The middle one buys a bag of feathers which fills another corner. The youngest one buys 2 small things and tucks them in his pocket. He wins! What did he buy?


A:  He bought a match and a candle and filled the room with light.


Q: Bob dropped an egg off a 100 foot building. The egg hit nothing on the way down, but it broke 66 feet after the drop. Why did it break at 66 feet and not 100?

A: Because Bob dropped it from a window 66 feet from the ground.

 
 


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